total revenue after 3 hours: $-15.
we’ve been sitting out here since 7:30 am. we have plenty of fine items for sale at low, low prices, such as:
1. chairs thoroughly destroyed by cats.
2. clothes, with or without stains.
3. a moldy desk.
4. a functional stereo.
5. my old shoes.
6. a lava lamp that is not all that functional.
7. a wonderwoman clock, without batteries
8. a kitten basket.
9. a feral cat.
we have not had one customer. a couple neighbors have waved at us out of pity.
we made signs. we advertised on craigslist and the austin chronicle. and still, nothing.
you have one hour, austin. come buy our shit, please.
here we are, all hot and sticky in the sun: