as i lay in bed whining about having to go to work today (thursdays are my fridays…), h tried to cheer me up.
h: oh, but guess what tomorrow is?!
h: [excited] and what does that mean?
me: it means i get up super early to go to dr c’s office.
h: and what will she be putting all up in you?
me: a dildocam. (© veeandjay)
h: and what will we see?!
me: MY OVARIES!
h: yay! i can’t wait!
me: i’m going to work now.