in flagrant violation of rule 13 of oneofhismoms’ how to inseminate at home guide, i am cocking my head and wondering: is this an implantation dip? could it really be true?
or. did i fall asleep with the thermometer in my mouth yesterday morning, only to find it underneath my belly when i woke up?
we’ll know the truth in a few days.
pee ess. other symptoms include constant craving of protein (i had eggs, porkchop, hummus, and chicken yesterday), the joy of constipation, and lower back pain. clearly, i am pregnant. fuck the psychic.
I wholeheartedly agree with your last statement. Hoping so much the one before it is true as well.
Like I said, good luck with that.
You need to go back to that psychic when you are nine months pregnant and have another reading in which she pays you five bucks to hear her future.